February 2012
“I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.”
– John Steinbeck (via rasputin)
codons:
It was all because of your no-good-dirty-rotten-pig-stealing-great-great-grandfather.
ilovesquidward:
dance moms aka fat bitch who has never danced a day in her life or walked up more than 12 stairs somehow teaches children to dance
2 tags
2 tags
annikafagface:
I have a really fucking good memory and i remember everything people say to me but sometimes I pretend like I dont so that I dont seem creepy
Watchcocain3-chanel:
language of love
1 tag
supremevibes asked: could you please check out my new One Direction music video? www(.)youtube(.)com/watch?v=M7M14xMSGh0 xx
“You were so nice to me when I was having my problems, but now that you’re having...”
– Haruki Murakami (via anditslove)
Watchw0lfamongthesheep:
lionmanes:
methdaddy:
sit your whore ass down ofmfg
OMFG
jesus
1 tag
1 tag
fugrats:
read this if u wanna date me
annawintour:
people who don’t clear unused seconds on the microwave
gossipgran:
pretty people make me sick please stop i want to kick you
tsundereking:
look me in the screen and tell me you love me
“k u ugly anyway”
– me when i receive rejection letters from college (via tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2)
“The next time you feel you have to defend something about yourself, ask...”
– Orin
Mom: *calls my name*
Me: *closes computer, gets up, opens door, walks downstairs, jumps through hoop of fire, fights muhammad ali in his prime, wrestles a bear, out runs usain bolt, climbs mount everest*
Mom: Hand me that thing literally 5 feet from where I'm sitting.
Me:
1 tag
Watchold1rty:
omfg what is this
um excuse me?
4 tags
baraboobies:
if i were famous i would tweet back fans all the time and be like “i probably just gave that person a heart attack ha hA HA”
